Bio of Scott Hagie
After being raised by wolves for the first 15 years of my life, I took a crash
course in computers and Al Gore and I created the Internet. After that I joined
the Freemasons and was in charge of the secret division in Microsoft determined
to bring down the American government. Unfortunately the government, with the
help of the recovered alien technology from Area 51 that allows them to monitor
every conversation on Earth, discovered the plot and blew up the Oklahoma City
Building to give us a warning. Very clever of them to destroy their own building
and blame it on this McVeigh guy. So anyway, after having to leave MS, I took
several side jobs; planting the Bloody Glove, bribing the Academy to choose 'Titanic'
as the best movie of 1997, and artificially inflating the stock market for my
own personal gain. I took the wealth I gained from the latter activity, and after
figuring out how to beat the casinos, spent the next several years of my life
amassing a fortune. That finally ended when the Triad, which owns all the casinos
in Vegas and was tired of losing money, convinced me to go back to school and
hooked me up with one their major under-bosses, President Suzuki, president of
Cal State University, Pomona..
My current goal at Cal Poly Pomona is to undermine the college of business
from within, then using that as a power base, revolt and overthrow the rest
of the college in bloody warfare, thereby enstating myself as Overlord of Cal
Poly, and eventually of course, the world. Oh yeah, and maybe I will get my
degree while I am there too.